Physician's Opinion Of ObamaCare

Remember when Nancy Pelosi said: “We have to pass it, to find out what’s in it.”
A physician called into a radio show and said: "That's the definition of a stool sample."
That pretty well sums it up!

Opposites

If con is the opposite of pro, then is Congress the opposite of progress?

Hillary's Tough Questions

Hillary Clinton goes to a gifted-student primary school in New York to talk about the world. After her talk she offers question time.
One little boy puts up his hand. Hillary asks him what his name is. "Kenneth," he says. "And what is your question, Kenneth?" she asks.
"I have three questions," he says.
"1st -- why didn't you send help to our people in Benghazi?
2nd -- why did you risk our national security by using a non-protected consumer grade email account? Were you hiding something?
3rd -- With your poor health history of fainting & blacking out, how could you possibly handle stressful situations in hot crowded rooms as President?
Just then the bell rings for recess. Hillary informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess. When they resume Hillary says, "Okay, where were we? Oh, that's right, question time. Who has a question?"
A different boy -- little Johnny -- puts his hand up.
Hillary points to him and asks, "And what is your question?
"I have five questions," he says.
"1st -- why didn't you send help to our people in Benghazi?
2nd -- why did you risk our national security by using a non-protected consumer grade email account? Were you hiding something?
3rd -- With your poor health history of fainting & blacking out, how could you possibly handle stressful situations in hot crowded rooms as President?
4th -- why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early?"
And 5th -- where's Kenneth?"