Political Jokes

Screw The World

Q: What's the difference between Saddam Hussein and Bill Clinton?
A: One wants to screw the world and one already has!

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Arafat and Clinton

Q: What did Arafat say to Clinton?
A: "Sheep don't talk, my friend."

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George Bush Slogans

Top George Bush Slogans

  • I'll turn capital punishment into a new game show!
  • I promise to get cocaine off our streets: 1 kilo at a time.
  • I'll finish what Bill started -- the interns.
  • Like father, like son. You liked my dad, right?
  • Vote for the GOP, Not OPP.
  • I promise no sex scandal: just look at me.
  • New penal plan: I won't use mine!
  • Read my lips: Al Gore Sucks.
  • George W. Bush: No hang-ups. Just hangovers
  • Vote for Bush and against Common Sense. 

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