Biden Pickup Line

So, Joe Biden walks into a bar and sees a hot, young woman sitting alone at a table....
....He sits down next to her and says “So...do I come here often?”

Bill Clinton vs a Carpenter?

Q: What's the similarity between Bill Clinton and a carpenter?
A: One screw in the wrong place and the whole cabinet falls apart.

Stopping the Spread

In an attempt to thwart the spread of bird flu, President George W. Bush has bombed the Canary Islands. Turkey is next.