Bury the Politicians

A bus filled with politicians was driving through the countryside one day, on the campaign trail. The bus driver, caught up in the beautiful scenery, loses control and crashes into the ditch. A farmer living nearby hears the horrible crash and rushes out to discover the wreckage. Finding the politicians, he buries them. The next day, the police come to the farm to question the man. "So you buried all the politicians?", asked the police officer. "Were they all dead?" The farmer answered, "Some said they weren't, but you know how politicians lie."

Incompetent Liberal

Q: What is the only thing worse than an incompetent liberal President?
A: A competent liberal President.

Monica's Vote

Q: Why isn't Monica Lewinsky voting for Hillary Clinton?
A: She said the last Clinton presidency left a bad taste in her mouth.