New Born Puppies

A kid was sitting on his lawn with a box of puppies one morning. President Obama was on his morning run, accompanied by some Secret Service agents. Obama asked the boy what kind of puppies were in the box. The little boy said, "Democrats." The President beamed, patted the boy on the head, and said, "Atta boy!" A few weeks later Obama was jogging again, this time with Biden in tow. Obama stopped at the boy's house, winked at Joe and said, "Hey kid, what kind of puppies are in the box?" The boy said, "Republicans" Obama looked crushed, saying, "What happened? A few weeks ago they were Democrats!" The boy said, "Well, the puppies opened their eyes."

Hillary at the Movies

Q: What Movie does Hillary Watch when she's in a Bad Mood?
A: Kill Bill.

True Political Story - Winston Churchill

Supposedly G.B. Shaw once sent Winston Churchill some tickets for the first night of one of his plays. Churchill then sent Shaw a telegram to the effect: "Cannot come first night. Will come second night if you have one." Shaw promptly replied: "Here are two tickets for the second night. Bring a friend if you have one."