Clinton Stew

Q: What are the ingredients for the new, improved Bill Clinton stew?
A: One wiener, one tongue, one cooked goose, lots of spilled beans and hot water.

Make the Whole Country Happy

Dick Cheney, President Bush and Donald Rumsfeld are flying on Air Force One. Dick looks at Dubya, chuckles and says, "You know, I could throw a $100 bill out the window right now and make one person very happy." Dubya shrugs his shoulders and says, "Well, I could throw ten $10 bills out the window and make 10 people very happy." Donald Rumsfeld says, "Of course, I could throw a hundred $1 bills out the window and make a hundred people very happy." The pilot looks at all of them and says, "I could throw all of you out the window and make the whole country happy."

Clock, Jock and a Crock

Q: Name a clock, a jock and a crock.
A: Big Ben, Joe Nameth and the candidates' campaign promises.