Pickup Lines - Pickup Rejections

Friday Night Pick-up Lines - Wise Woman

Man: "You know, I'd really love to travel to exotic places with you."
Woman: (tries to ignore him)
Man: "You know what? I also love sex. What do you say to that?"
Woman: "Hmmm...you really love sex and travel?"
Man: (nods his head smiling)
Woman: "Then go take a fuckin' hike!!!"

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Save Your Breath Rejection

Save your breath. You'll need it to blow up your date!

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Want to Dance?

A man with a wooden eye was sitting at a bar one night. He glanced across the room and noticed a very attractive woman with just one flaw, she had a very large nose. He was very self conscious about his eye but got up the nerve to ask her for a dance. "Would you like to dance with me?" he asked. She replied "Would I!", and he sneered and told her, "BIG NOSE!"

Categories: Bar Jokes (Introduction Jokes) , Appearance Jokes (Nose Jokes) , Pickup Lines (Guy to Girl) , Pickup Lines (Pickup Rejections) , Word Play Jokes
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