One-Liner Jokes

Dinosaurs

Q:  What's a lesbian dinosaur?
A: lickalotofpuss !
Q: What's a gay dinosaur?
A: lickdicknopuss !

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Anonymous

Fast Start

I don't mean to boast, but I was so good at being born, they gave me a certificate for it.

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Italian Airline

They now have an Italian airline that flies out of Genoa. It's called Genitalia.

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