Old Never Dies 4

OLD BASKETBALL players never die, they just go on dribbling
OLD BEEKEEPERS never die, they just buzz off
OLD BIKERS never die, but they're hard on tires
OLD BIOLOGISTS never die, they just ferment away
OLD BLONDES never fade, they just dye away
OLD BOOKKEEPERS never die, they just lose their figures
OLD BOOKS never die, they just go out-of-print
OLD BOWLERS never die, they just end up in the gutter
OLD BRAKES never die, they just grind down
OLD BRIDGE PLAYERS never die, they just lose their finesse
OLD BRIDGE PLAYERS never die, they just sit around on their fat aces
OLD BUDGETS never die, they are filibustered
OLD BUREAUCRATS never die, they just waste away
OLD BURGLARS never die, they just steal away
OLD BUSINESSES never die, they just get consolidated

Changing Places

Q: What do older women have between their breasts that younger women don't?
A: A bellybutton.

Jokes about Old

Old Electricians never die, they just do it until it Hz
Old Electricians never die, they just lose contact
Old Energizer Bunnies never die, they go on, and on, and on...
Old Engineers never die, they just lose their bearings
Old English Majors do it with Strunk and White
Old Environmentalists never die, they are just recycled
Old Eskimoes never die, they just get cold feet
Old Eskimoes never die, they just go cold
Old Exorcists never die, they just give up the ghost
Old Farmers never die, they just go to seed
Old Farmers never die, they just spade away
Old Fathers never die, they just become grandfathers
Old Fishermen never die, their rods just go limp
Old Fishermen never die, they just get reel tired
Old Fishermen never die, they just smell that way