My Granny's Better!

Boy #1: Hey! Didja know that my grandfather was once face-to-face with a panther?
Boy #2: That's nothing! My granny was once face-to-face with a lion! It was drooling...coming closer...closer...
Boy #1: Gosh! What'd she do?
Boy #2: She moved away from the cage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Old Never Dies 11

• OLD RADIOS never die, they just stop receiving
• OLD RAILROADERS never die, they just derail
• OLD RAIN PUDDLES never die, they just dry up
• OLD SAILORS never die, they just get a little "DINGHY"
• OLD SAILORS never die, they just lose their porpoise
• OLD SALESMEN never die, they just go out of commission
• OLD SCHOOLS never die, they just lose their principals
• OLD SCOTS never die, but they can be kilt
• OLD SCULPTORS never die, they just lose their marbles
• OLD SEAMSTRESSES never die, they just come to the point
• OLD SEERS never die, they just lose their vision
• OLD SEWAGE WORKERS never die, they just waste away
• OLD SHEETROCKERS (dry wallers) never die, they just hang around
• OLD SHOES MAKERS never die, they just lose their sole
• OLD SKIERS never die, but they go downhill fast

Old Policemen

Old Policemen never die, they just cop out