Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody

This is a story about four people named Everbody, Somebody, Anybody and Nobody. There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that, because it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it. It ended up that Everbody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done.

Business One Liners - People's Opportunities

• Opportunity always knocks at the least opportune moment.
• Other people's tools work only in other people's gardens.
• Others will look to you for stability, so hide when you bite your nails.
• Our present business is not to exchange compliments but arguments. - Robert Boyle, 17th century chemist
• People can be divided into three groups: Those who make things happen, those who watch things happen, and those who wonder what happened.
• People do not change, they only become more so.
• People don't care how much you know until they know how much you care.
• People specialize in their area of greatest weakness.
• People tend to make rules for others and exceptions for themselves.
• People who are resistant to change cannot resist change for the worse. 

Company Downsizing

A company boss has to decide who to fire. He narrows it down to two low level management employees: Jack or Karen. He goes to Karen and says, "I will have to lay you or Jack off."