Bribe For Your Professor

A professor was giving a big test one day to his students. He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to wait. Once the test was over, the students all handed the tests back in. The professor noticed that one of the students had attached a $100 bill to his test with a note saying "A dollar per point." The next class the professor handed the tests back out. This student got back his test and $56 change. 

Olympians Donations

American Olympian Picabo Street donated a large sum to her hometown hospital's emergency center. Her town named the center after her: Picabo ICU.

Opposite Characteristics

Two bachelors were talking about their respective choice of life partner. One friend said, "It is generally said that people with opposite characteristics make the happiest marriages. What is your opinion?" The friend replied, "Yes, they are right. That is why I am looking for a girl with money!"