Money Jokes

Bounced Check

A Columbia Doctor's secretary called an old farmer out my way and said: "Your check came back." The old man replied, "So did my arthritis!"

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Surgeon and Plumber

A plumber attended to a leaking faucet at a neurosurgeon's house. After a 2-minute job, he demanded $75. "I don't charge this amount even though I'm a surgeon." "You're right -- that's why I switched from surgery to plumbing!"

Anonymous

Opposite Characteristics

Two bachelors were talking about their respective choice of life partner. One friend said, "It is generally said that people with opposite characteristics make the happiest marriages. What is your opinion?" The friend replied, "Yes, they are right. That is why I am looking for a girl with money!"

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