Money Jokes

Tattoo Idea

Q: Why is it a good idea to tattoo a $100 bill on your penis?
A: Have you ever known a women that wouldn't blow a hundred dollars?

Anonymous

Poor Man to the Pub

A poor man and woman sat down in their living room and the man said, ''I'm going down to the pub for a bit, so put your coat on.'' The woman replied, ''Oh, sweetie, why? Are you taking me with you?'' The man replied, ''No, I'm turning the heat off.''

Anonymous

Net Worth

Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make.
Then they call me ugly and poor.

Anonymous
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