A Fool...

A fool and his money can throw one hell of a party.

Feeling Sorry For Him

Two girls are having coffee when one notices that the other girl seemed troubled and asks her, "Is something bugging you? You look anxious."
"Well, my boyfriend just lost all his money and life savings in the stock market," she explained.
"Oh, that's too bad," the other girl sympathized. "I'm sure you're feeling sorry for him."
"Yeah, I am," she said. "he's going to miss me!"

Baseball vs Law

Q: What is the difference between baseball and law?
A: In baseball, if you're caught stealing, you're out.