Military Jokes - Navy Jokes

Why Only English

A U.S. Navy Admiral was attending a naval conference that included Admirals from the U.S., English, Canadian, Australian and French Navies. At a cocktail reception, he found himself standing with a large group of Officers that included personnel from most of those countries. Everyone was chatting away in English as they sipped their drinks but a French admiral suddenly complained that, 'whereas Europeans learn many languages, Americans learn only English." He then asked, "Why is it that we always have to speak English in these conferences rather than speaking French?" Without hesitating, the American Admiral replied "Maybe it's because the Brits, Canadians, Aussies and Americans arranged it so you wouldn't have to speak German."

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (Canadian Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (French Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (American Jokes) , Military Jokes (Navy Jokes)
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Enactment of the Marine Corps

Q: Why did congress enact the Marine Corps?
A: So, the sailors would have someone to dance with!

Categories: Military Jokes (Marines Jokes) , Military Jokes (Navy Jokes) , Riddles
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Greek Navy

Q: What's the highest position in the Greek Navy?
A: Rear Admiral!

Categories: Military Jokes (Navy Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes , Riddles
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