Helo Jump

A young marine talks to his dad about parachute practice. We had to jump out of helicopters" the boy said. His father replies "how scary! And you just... jumped?" The boy shyly, said, "Well, I was very scared, and I just stood there at first." The dad got stern, "And what did the drill sergeant say?" He said, 'If you don't jump this fucking instant, I'm gonna stick my big hairy cock up your little ass." The dad got wide eyed, "Did you jump?" He asked. "Only at first."

Military Expenses

• Starting monthly salary for US Marine... $984.60
• One Bradley Fighting Vehicle... $3.16 million
• Humanitarian aid for Iraq... $20 billion
• Kickin' back with the boys in Saddam's Palace... priceless

Marine With an IQ of 160?

Q: What do you call a Marine with an IQ of 160?
A: Platoon