Transvestite Sailor and Monica Lewinsky

Q: What's the difference between a transvestite sailor and Monica Lewinsky's wardrobe?
A: When you have a transvestite sailor, you have a dress on a seaman.

Army Rules

Q: What are the two main rules in the Army?

1. The commanding officer is always right.
2. If the commanding officer is not right, see #1

Submarine Humor and Fun

• Submarines are safer than airplanes. Proof in the fact is there are more airplanes in the water than submarines in the air!
• Response from a junior (very junior) sonar watchstander "Sonar - Conn, Report all contacts in preparation in coming to periscope depth" "Conn - Sonar, I hold no contacts - how 'bout you..?" "Sonar - Conn, Supervisor to the Conn"
• QMOW: "Navigator we're on a course for sea mounts." NAV: "Exec we're heading for shallow water." EXEC: " Captain, we're running out of water." CAPT: "What, no water, ...very well, secure the showers."