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Old Meteors

OLD METEORS never die, they just burn up

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Reason to Shine

You are so beautiful you give the sun reason to shine. Of course, the sun shines by burning hydrogen into helium in its core.

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Heavens Above

Q: What's the difference between Astrology and Astronomy?
A: About 50 IQ points.

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