Prime Weed

Q: What do prime numbers and stoners have in common?
A: The higher they are, the more spaced out they get.

Ben Franklin's Inspiration

Most folks believe that Ben Franklin discovered electricity with his famous kite experiment. Actually, a woman made that discovery possible. The real story was that Ben Franklin was laying in bed with his wife one night, leaned over and whispered something in her ear. She told him to go fly a kite. The rest is history.

Computer Dad

Q: What does a baby computer call his father?
A: Da ta.