American Footballers to Change Lightbulb

Q: How many American footballers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two - one to screw it in and the other to recover the fumble.

Light Bulb - Marketing Director

Q: How many marketing directors does it take to change a light bulb?
A: It isn't too late to make this neon instead, is it?

Sax Players Change a Lightbulb

Q: How many sax players does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Sixty. One to change the bulb and fifty-nine to talk about how much better Michael Brecker would have done it.