Light Bulb Jokes

Light Bulb - Bureaucrats

Q: How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None, we contract out for things like that.

Anonymous

Light Bulb - Alien Abduction

Q: How many science fiction readers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One. (screw screw screw) Ahh! The light! I'm being abducted!

Anonymous

Answering Machine - Changing Lightbulb

I can't answer the phone now because I'm over at Slobinskis's house. Me and five other guys are helping him replace a lightbulb. 

Anonymous
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