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Calvinist Lightbulbs
Q: How many Calvinists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. God has predestined when the light will be on. Calvinists do not change light bulbs. They simply read the instructions and pray the light bulb will be the one that has been chosen to be changed.
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Rednecks Change Light Bulb
Q: How many rednecks, does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Three. One to hold the bulb, and two to turn the ladder.
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Light Bulb - Bureaucrats
Q: How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None, we contract out for things like that.
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