Light Bulb Jokes

Answering Machine - Changing Lightbulb

I can't answer the phone now because I'm over at Slobinskis's house. Me and five other guys are helping him replace a lightbulb. 

Anonymous

Liberals to Screw in Lightbulb

Q: How many liberals does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One liberal and twenty eight delegates representing all the social, economic, and ethnic communities.

Anonymous

Microsoft Technicians and Light Bulb

Q: How many Microsoft technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None, they would just declare darkness the new standard TM.

Anonymous
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