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Cut-Off

A woman attempted to cut off her husband's ding-a-ling. She missed and ended up cutting off his thigh. She went to jail and was charged with a misdaweiner.
 
 

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Knock Knock - Ketchup

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ketchup
Ketchup who?
Catch up with me and I'll tell you!

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Knock Knock - Carrie

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Carrie.
Carrie who?
Carrie on with what you're doing, I'm at the wrong door.

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