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I Love You in 9 Languages

HOW TO SAY "I LOVE YOU" IN 9 DIFFERENT LANGUAGES:
English - I Love you
Spanish - Te Amo
French - Je T'aime
German - Ich Liebe Dich
Japanese - Ai Shite Imasu
Italian - Ti Amo
Chinese - Wo Ai Ni
Swedish - Jag Alskar
Alabama, Arkansas, North Carolina, Georgia, Tennessee, Texas, Mississippi, North Carolina and Kentucky - Nice Tits

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Mineral Shortage

Doctor: Sorry sir, but your body has run out of magnesium.
Me: 0mg 

Categories: Profession Jokes (Other Doctor Jokes)
Submitted BY: MEG

Yo Mama - Picture

Yo momma's so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing!

Categories: Yo Momma Jokes (Yo Momma So Fat)
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