Uncle Ran for Senate

"My uncle ran for Senate last year." "Really? What does he do now?" "Nothing. He got elected."

New Driver in the Famiy

Martin had just received his brand new drivers license. The family walked out to the driveway and climbed in the car so he could take them for a ride for the first time. Dad immediately headed for the back seat, directly behind the newly minted driver.
"I'll bet you're back there to get a change of scenery after all those months of sitting in the front passenger seat teaching me how to drive," says the beaming boy to his father.
"Nope," comes dad's reply, "I'm gonna sit here and kick the back of your seat as you drive, just like you've been doing to me all these years."

Good News, Bad News, Worse News

Good News: Your son's finally maturing.
Bad News: He's involved with the woman next door.
Worse News: So are you.