Men Go To Heaven

There are 3 guys who get a visit from an angel. The angel says, "I'm giving you a heads up. You are going to die and then come back with a girl. How good you are in heaven determines how beautiful she'll be." So the first guy comes back and is with a really ugly girl. The most ugly you have probably seen. Then, the second guy comes back and is with an even uglier girl. But, when the third guy comes back he is with the most beautiful girl you ever did see. The first 2 guys look at each other saying, "Wow, he must have been very good." Then the woman shouts, "I GOT STUCK WITH HIM?"

Yo Mama - Lost

Yo mama so ugly, she not only got hit with the ugly stick, she must have gotten lost in an ugly forest.

Yo Mama - Water Fountains

Yo mama so ugly, she has to sneak up to water fountains to get a drink.