Insult Jokes - Ugly Insult Jokes

Carry A Lattern

Pappy sees Elmer walking with a lantern and asks, "Where ya going boy?" The son smiled and replied, "I'm a-going courting Peggy-Sue." The Father said, "When I went a-courtin', I didn't need me no dang lantern." "Sure Pa, I know." the boy said. "And look what you got !"

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Yo Mama - Pillow

Yo mama so ugly that her pillows cry.

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Yo Mama - Tide

Yo mama so ugly, the tide wouldn't even take her out.

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