Family Tree

Your family tree is good, but you are the sap.

Hair Transplant

Q:  Where do brunettes get the hair for a transplant?
A:  From their underarms.

Jerks Get Attractive Wives

While reading a newspaper, Walter came across an article about a beautiful actress and model who married a boxer who was noted for his IQ. "I'll never understand," he said to his wife, "why the biggest jerks get the most attractive wives." His wife replied, "Why, thank you, dear!"