Insult Jokes

Wonder Player

Manager: Our new midfielder cost ten million. I call him our wonder player
Fan: Why's that?
Manager: Every time he plays I wonder why I bothered to buy him!

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Anonymous

Yo Mama - Bald

Yo mama so bald they had to replace Mr. Clean.

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A Newfie

Q: How do you get a one-armed newfie out of a tree?
A:  Wave!
Q: How do you get a two-armed newfie out of a tree?
A:  Wave both hands!

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