Insult Jokes - Man Criticizes Woman

Nothing To Put In It

Husband: I don't know why you wear a bra, you've got nothing to put in it?
Wife: You wear briefs, don't you?

Categories: Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Relationship Jokes (Man Criticizes Woman) , Relationship Jokes (Woman Criticizes Man) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes)
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Backup Needed

I'm not saying my girlfriend is promiscuous, but when she goes to the gynecologist, it's a two man job.

Categories: Profession Jokes (OBGYN Jokes) , One-Liner Jokes , Sex Jokes , Relationship Jokes (Man Criticizes Woman)
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Written By: KielPhillips

The Raffle Ticket

A woman arrives home from work and her husband notices she's wearing a diamond necklace. He asks his wife, "Where did you get that necklace?" She replies, "I won it in a raffle at work. Go get my bath ready while I start dinner." The next day, the women arrives home from work wearing a diamond bracelet. Her husband asks, "Where did you get the bracelet?" She replies, "I won it in a raffle at work. Go get my bath ready while I start dinner." The next day, her husband notices she arrives home from work wearing a mink coat. He says, "I suppose you won that in a raffle at work?" She replies, "Yeah I did! How did you guess? Go get my bath ready while I start supper." Later after supper, she goes to take her bath and she notices there is only one inch of water in the tub. She yells to her husband, "HEY! There's only an inch of water in the tub." He replies, "I didn't want you to get your raffle ticket wet."

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Cheater Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Relationship Jokes (Man Criticizes Woman)
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