Insult Jokes - Man Criticizes Woman

Great Job

A guy came home to his wife and said to her, "Guess what? I've found a great job. A 10 AM start, 2 PM finish, no overtime, no weekends and it pays $600 a week!" "That's great," his wife said. "Yeah, I thought so too," he agreed. "You start on Monday."

Categories: Work & Office Jokes , Sexist Jokes (About Women) , Relationship Jokes (Man Criticizes Woman)
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Anonymous

Honesty Isn't Always Best

A man and woman were lying in bed one night and the woman said to the man, "I sure wish I had bigger tits." The man responded by saying she should rub toilet paper all over them. The woman looked at him and asked, "Toilet paper, what will that do?" The man said, "I don't know, but look what it's done for your ass!"

Categories: Appearance Jokes (Butt Jokes) , Appearance Jokes (Boob Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Man Criticizes Woman) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes)
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Anonymous

A Fool

After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." And the husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice it."

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Man Criticizes Woman) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes)
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