The Elegant Crapper

A man with greasy jeans, a flannel shirt, and work boots approaches the headwaiter in an elegant restaurant. The man says, "Hey buddy, where's your crapper?" The headwaiter calmly replies, "Go down the hall and turn left. When you see the sign marked 'Gentlemen,' pay absolutely no attention to it and go right inside."

Color Television

Yo mama's so stupid, when I asked her to buy me a color television, she asked, "What color?"

Yo Mama - Vibrator

Yo mama so ugly, her vibrator went soft.