Insult Jokes

Handbook Advice

An actual tip from page 16 of the Hewlett Packard Environmental, Health & Safety Handbook for Employees: "Blink your eyelids periodically to lubricate your eyes."

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Yo Momma - Relay Ract

Yo mama's so fat, they have to run a relay race to get her belt through her belt loops.

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Yo Mama - Restroom

Yo mama so poor, when I asked where her bathroom was, she said, "Fourth bottle from the left."

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