Insult Jokes

Man In Supermarket

Man walks into a supermarket and buys: 1 bar of soap, 1 toothbrush, 1 tube toothpaste, 1 loaf of bread, 1 pint of milk, 1 single serving cereal, 1 single serving frozen dinner. The girl at the checkout looks at him and says "Single are you?" The man replies very sarcastically
"How did you guess?" She replies
"Because you're ugly."

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Anonymous

Hoe Down

You know you're a redneck when some one yells "hoe down" and your wife drops to the floor!

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Anonymous

Yo Mama - Next Birthday

Yo mama so fat, every time she turns around it's her next birthday.

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