Insult Jokes

Bless Me Father, For I Have Sinned

The girl knelt in the confessional and said, "Bless me, Father, for I have sinned." "What is it, child?" "Father, I have committed the sin of vanity. Twice a day I gaze at myself in the mirror and tell myself how beautiful I am." The priest turned, took a good look at the girl, and said, "My dear, I have good news. That isn't a sin... it's simply a mistake."

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Self - Made

I know you're a self-made man. It's nice of you to take the blame!

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Blonde Sunday

Q: Why did the blonde think it was Sunday?
A: Because the sun was out.

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