Insult Jokes

Yo Momma - Talking Scale

Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on a talking scale and it told her, "Sorry, we don't do livestock."

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Perfect Defense

You've got the perfect weapon against muggers. Your face.

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West Virginia Romance

The West Virginian and his gal were embracing passionately in the front seat of the car. "Want to go in the back seat?" she asked. "No," he replied. A few minutes later she asked, "Now do you want to get in the back seat?" "No," he said again, "I wanna stay here in the front seat with you."

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