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Dog-Elephant Hybrid
Q: What do you get when you cross a dog with an elephant?
A: A very nervous postman.
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Ring Me
Went to the jewelry store and asked for an earring.
The assistant slapped me on the side of the head, now I have tinnitus.
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Blondes And Brunettes
Q: Why did God create blondes?
A: Because pets can't bring beer from the fridge.
Q: Why did God create brunettes?
A: Because the blondes couldn't either.
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