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Just been to see a kangaroo that can perform mime.
It was a Marceau-pial.
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Grown Up Words
A teacher was teaching a class of five year olds and asked what they all did in the summer holidays. One boy said he got a ''choo-choo.'' The teacher said, "Please use the proper grown-up word for what you have done. The word is train." Another boy said he got a ''bow-wow.'' The teacher said please use the proper grown-up word for what you have done. The word is dog." Another boy said I got a ''Winnie the Shit.''
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Lazy Baker
Q: Why did the lazy man want a job in a bakery?
A: So he could loaf around!
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