Funny Thoughts

Elementary School Fire

In elementary school, in case of fire you have to line up quietly in a single file line from smallest to tallest. What is the logic? Do tall people burn slower?

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Born Speechless

When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.

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Gas is Getting Expensive

Gasoline is so overpriced right now, ExxonMobil just changed the names of their three grades of gas to Tall, Grande, and Venti!

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