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Q: Did you hear what happened to the human cannonball?
A: He got fired !
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Redneck Half-Shell
Q: Why did God invent armadillos?
A: So that rednecks can have 'possum on the half-shell.
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Poisonous Snakes
A father and son snake are out for a nice afternoon slither. The son asks, "Dad are we poisonous snakes?" The father replies proudly, "Yes son, we are rattle snakes! Why do you ask son?" "Because, dad, I just bit my tongue!"
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