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Baby's First Words
A dad was teaching his baby how to talk...
Dad: Say Daddy!
Baby: Mommy!
Dad: Come on, say Daddy!
Baby: Mommy!
Dad: Fuck, just say Daddy!
Baby: Fuck, Mommy!
Mom: Honey, I’m home!
Baby: Fuck!
Mom: Who taught you that?
Baby: Daddy!
Dad: Son of a bitch.
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Anonymous
Gynecological Exam
A young girl goes to the gynecologist and he examines her. He says, "You have acute vaginitis." She responds with a "Thank you!"
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Mirrors
I want to get a job cleaning mirrors...
It's just something I could see myself doing
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Submitted BY: Captainfoo
