Insult Wave Goodbye

Nobody says that you are dumb. They just say you were 16 years old before you learned how to wave goodbye.

Stupid Insults 22/31

• Off by one.
• Off his rocker/trolley.
• Oil doesn't reach his dipstick.
• On permanent leave of absence from his senses.
• On the batting end of a no-hitter.
• One bit short of a byte/word.
• One board short of a porch.
• One boot stuck in the sand.
• One bumper/rail short of a bank shot.
• One bun/donut short of a dozen.
• One car short of a chase scene.
• One card/marble shy of a full deck.
• One chip short of a megabyte.
• One clearance short of landing/taking off.
• One color short of color-coordinated.
• One diamond short of a ring.
• One dimension short of reality.
• One drool bib short of neat and tidy.
• One drop short of an empty bladder.
• One flower short of an arrangement.
• One flying buttress short of a cathedral.
• One Froot Loop shy of a full bowl.
• One fruit short of a basket.
• One gene short of a full chromosome.
• One goose short of a gaggle.
• One handle short of a suitcase.
• One hot pepper short of an enchilada.
• One inspection short of passing.
• One live brain cell away from being a talking monkey.
• One miracle wouldn't be enough to help him.

Stupid Pickup Lines

1. Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here!
2. Just call me milk, I'll do your body good.
3. I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock.
4. I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
5. That shirt looks very becoming on you, but if I were on you, I'd be coming too.
6. I'd like to screw your brains out, but it appears that someone beat me to it.
7. If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.
8. Is that Windex? Because I can see myself in your pants.
9. If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.
10. Baby, you must be tired cuz you have been running through my mind all night!