Funny Thoughts - Stupid Insults

Yo Mama - Street Corner

Yo mama so stupid, she told me to meet her on the corner of 'walk' and 'don't walk.'

Anonymous

50 Cent

Yo mama so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent. 

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Anonymous

Quick Wit

An older guy goes to the doctor’s office to ask about getting a prescription for Viagra. He’s in the waiting room when the woman at the reception desk calls his name and says, for everyone to hear, “Mr. Herder, You’re here to see the doctor about your impotence, right?” The guy is mortified. “No,” he says, just as loudly. “I’m looking into getting a sex change operation, and I was hoping to get the same doctor who did yours.”

Anonymous
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