Unexpressed Thoughts

I want you to know that it is perfectly all right to have an unexpressed thought. In your case I even recommend it.

Tourist In London

An American walking through the streets of London, passed under Canary Wharf (London's biggest building).  As he stood there looking up, a kid joined him.  After a while, the American turned to the kid and said, "Do you realize, son, that we have buildings like that in the States, only they're three times the size?" "I'm not surprised," said the kid. "That's a Lunatic Asylum!"

Hand Surgery

I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if, after surgery, I would be able to play the banjo. He said, "I'm doing surgery on your hand, not giving you a lobotomy."