Funny Thoughts - Stupid Insults

Hand Surgery

I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if, after surgery, I would be able to play the banjo. He said, "I'm doing surgery on your hand, not giving you a lobotomy."

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The Bagpipers I.Q. Test

Q: What did the bagpiper get on his I.Q. test?
A: Drool

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Handing Out Brains

When they were handing out brains, you thought they said trains and asked for a slow one.

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