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A Dozen And One
A guy walks into a drugstore operated by a prudish woman. He asks, "Can I have a dozen condoms, Miss?" "Don't Miss me, mister." "Well then, you better make it 13."
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When Lincoln Was Your Age
A father said to his son, "When Abe Lincoln was your age, he was studying books by the light of the fireplace." The son replied, "When Lincoln was your age, he was President."
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No Poop
My friend told me he hasn't pooped in over a month, but I'm not sure I believe him...
...either way he's full of shit.
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Submitted BY: IAmAchilles
