A Cold Winter Night

Lorenzo Dow, an evangelist of the last century, was on a preaching tour when he came to a small town one cold winter's night. He entered the local general store to get some warmth, and saw the town's lawyers gathered around the pot-bellied stove, discussing the town's business. Not one offered to allow Dow into the circle. Dow told the men who he was, and that he had recently had a vision where he had been given a tour of Hell, much like the traveler in Dante's Inferno. When one of the lawyers asked him what he had seen, he replied, "Very much what I see here: All of the lawyers, gathered in the hottest place."

Honesty

Two lawyers were walking along negotiating a case. "Look," said one to the other, "Let's be honest with each other."
"Okay, you first," replied the other.
That was the end of the discussion.

Old Lawyers

Old lawyers never die, they just lose their briefs.