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Funny Thoughts - Lawyer Jokes
Low IQ Lawyer
Q: What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?
A: Your Honor.
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Lawyer and a Hooker
Q: What is the difference between a lawyer and a hooker?
A: A hooker will stop trying to screw you once you're dead.
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Market Development
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. The man then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them. His curiosity getting the better of him, he goes up to the balding man and asks him what he is doing. The man says "I'm sending out 1,000 Valentine cards signed, 'Guess who?'"
"But why?" asks the man.
"I'm a divorce lawyer," the man replies.
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