Funny Thoughts - Lawyer Jokes

Lawyer's Daughter

Q: What did the lawyer name his daughter?
A: Sue.

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Lawyers to Build a Wall

Q: How many lawyers does it take to build a wall?
A: Depends on how deep you stack them.

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No Cigar

Bambi, a blonde in her fourth year as a UCLA Freshman, sat in her US government class. The professor asked Bambi if she knew what Roe vs. Wade was about. Bambi pondered the question; then, finally, said, "That was the decision George Washington had to make before he crossed the Delaware."

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