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Two-Minute Warning
Hey babe, I promise I'll give you more than a two-minute warning. High five!
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Breach My Whale
How'd ya like to breach my sperm whale? Yar!
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Snap-On Gasket
I have a snap-on gasket scraper, if you're into that sort of thing.
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